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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.
His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.
“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening, as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
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I hope you remembered my name, since you’ll be screaming it later.
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Do you support veganism? I have a sausage that is safe to eat.
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Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez.
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baghdad.”
“Baghdad, who?”
“I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.”
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Yo Mama is so nasty, I had phone sex with her, and she gave me an ear infection.
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Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.
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